Activision shocks world by announcing new Call of Duty

Activision shocks the world by announcing new Call of Duty

Activision CEO, Bobby “Moneybags” Kotick made a huge announcement today. The beloved leader announced from the company’s Santa Monica headquarters that there will in fact be a new Call of Duty game releasing this year. Many were worried that Activision might pass on releasing a new Call of Duty game [...] Read more »

Microsoft angers millions by announcing new console

Microsoft angers millions by announcing new console

Microsoft just announced via jpeg that the company will be revealing a new Xbox on May 21st this year. Microsoft bigwig and math teacher impersonator, Don Mattrick, will be hosting the event. He is expected to smirk a lot. The news comes on the heels of Sony’s Playstation 4 reveal [...] Read more »

Iwata to takeover as Nintendo of America CEO

Iwata to takeover as Nintendo of America CEO

Nintendo president Satoru Iwata doesn’t have enough work to do. He currently commands Nintendo from his home in Japan. Nintendo of America hasn’t been keeping up with Iwata’s vision of success, however. That’s why he will be stepping in as the Nintendo of America CEO soon as well. Current NOA [...] Read more »

Link to the Past 2 announced

Link to the Past 2 announced

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 2 has officially been announced today by Nintendo. Like most modern Nintendo games, the new 3DS game ditches sprites in favor of 3D graphics (literally). Some of the confirmed new features for Link to the Past 2 include: A new, retro [...] Read more »

Nintendo does DLC right

Nintendo does DLC right: 82 new levels hitting NSMBU

Top Nintendo bigshot, Satoru Iwata announced today that the planned DLC for New Super Mario Bros. U (dubbed “New Super Luigi U”) will feature all 82 levels of NSMBU completely remade. Iwata also announced that the DLC will be released this summer. No price was given. Stay tuned for that thrilling [...] Read more »