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The LEGO Movie Review: Everything is Awesome!!!

(Ed – This post is not by Gareth Newnham but a good friend of Laser Lemming – Holly Newnham. Enjoy!) When I first heard about The LEGO Movie, I was dubious to say the least. Admittedly I knew nothing about the storyline until about ten minutes before the showing began […] Read more »

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Laser Lemming Reviews Justice League: War

The reboot of how the Justice League forms begins with Batman and Green Lantern chasing one of Darkseid’s parademoms. When the Dark Knight uses his grappling gun to latch onto the flying monstrosity, fans will instantly be transported back to the debut of Batman: The Animated Series and the infamous […] Read more »

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Laser Lemming Blu-Ray Review: Stitches

As horror tributes go, Stitches gleefully inflates all the familiar blood packets. That’s the fucking problem. Despite opening, literally, with a bang to show off the wretched lifestyle of a clown (Ross Noble) who lives in a trailer on the edge of a cliff, lots of high school partying, snarky […] Read more »

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Laser Lemming Review: Her

A recent study by zerohedge.com noted some great concerns for Japan’s population. 45% of women aged 16-24 have no interest in sex, and men in the same age group find porn and anime stylized porn, called Otaku, enough. In short, who needs a real boyfriend or girlfriend? As a result, […] Read more »

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The Last Gen: Why the PS4 Could be Sony’s Final Home Console

Who’s up for a little speculation? This is thought that’s been on my mind ever since Sony announced PlayStation Now: Their potentially game changing new subscription based streaming service that will enable Sony to stream the entire PlayStation back catalogue as well as future games to practically any internet enabled […] Read more »

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Laser Lemming Review: Out of the Furnace

Rodeny Baze Jr. (Casey Affleck) out-broods his older brother, Russell (Christian Bale) as he lifts his shirt to show off a chest-long tear from his tour in Iraq while screaming about a melting baby and the Carrie Furnace Mill. Bale’s character is possessed by the new American dream summoned by Obama, […] Read more »

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Laser Lemming Blu-Ray Review: Jug Face

A young woman is dick-torn for fun, impregnated by her brother, and sells herself to lies to survive inside a backwoods cult. Director and writer Chad Crawford Kinkle uses his noteworthy script to drop Ada (Lauren Ashley Carter) and us into a normal looking pit. Funny thing though, the pit […] Read more »

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Laser Lemming Review- The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

The introductory episode in The Hobbit, like the first trilogy kick-starter Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, was boring and watered down by both uneven acting and special effects. Although the latest Hobbit entry cannot escape Tolkien’s looping pattern of battle, run, battle run, it does, unlike the […] Read more »