Dark Souls II PC Port Featurette

Dark Souls II PC Port Featurette

Dark Souls’ port was poor. Unmodified, it displayed only at a resolution of 1280×720 (720P); and, even more unforgivable given the importance of Dark Souls’ community, playing with a friend online was at best a chore—and at worst impossible. So: has From Software and Bandai Namco Games learned from their […] Read more »

Watch Dog Woes

Watch Dog Woes

Yesterday Ubisoft announced that Watch Dogs would be released on May 27th this year on all platforms except the Wii U (which may not even make it out in 2014). After the game was delayed last year, Ubisoft might have expected a little more excitement surrounding the semi-close release date. […] Read more »


Laser Lemming Reviews Justice League: War

The reboot of how the Justice League forms begins with Batman and Green Lantern chasing one of Darkseid’s parademoms. When the Dark Knight uses his grappling gun to latch onto the flying monstrosity, fans will instantly be transported back to the debut of Batman: The Animated Series and the infamous […] Read more »


Laser Lemming Blu-Ray Review: Stitches

As horror tributes go, Stitches gleefully inflates all the familiar blood packets. That’s the fucking problem. Despite opening, literally, with a bang to show off the wretched lifestyle of a clown (Ross Noble) who lives in a trailer on the edge of a cliff, lots of high school partying, snarky […] Read more »


Laser Lemming Review: Her

A recent study by zerohedge.com noted some great concerns for Japan’s population. 45% of women aged 16-24 have no interest in sex, and men in the same age group find porn and anime stylized porn, called Otaku, enough. In short, who needs a real boyfriend or girlfriend? As a result, […] Read more »


The Last Gen: Why the PS4 Could be Sony’s Final Home Console

Who’s up for a little speculation? This is thought that’s been on my mind ever since Sony announced PlayStation Now: Their potentially game changing new subscription based streaming service that will enable Sony to stream the entire PlayStation back catalogue as well as future games to practically any internet enabled […] Read more »


Laser Lemming Review: Out of the Furnace

Rodeny Baze Jr. (Casey Affleck) out-broods his older brother, Russell (Christian Bale) as he lifts his shirt to show off a chest-long tear from his tour in Iraq while screaming about a melting baby and the Carrie Furnace Mill. Bale’s character is possessed by the new American dream summoned by Obama, […] Read more »